(written Wednesday, 20 March 2024)
There’s nothing more annoying than when your day is scuppered by a minor inconvenience. I can’t speak for anyone else’s kid, but I know mine is tired. It’s been a busy term with schoolwork and projects, bake sales and fashion shows, football matches and National Slow Down Day, mingled with visits to her new secondary school, weekend basketball matches, meeting up with friends and sleepovers. And as much as I want to sit on top of her sometimes to slow her down, I restrain myself, reminding myself she was practically locked up for six months of her childhood. No wonder she wants to do everything and make up for lost time.
Anyway, back to my day. Wednesday mornings are always slow, because of basketball training on Tuesdays, so I wasn’t surprised that the sprog ran out the door this morning with no lunch and, more importantly, to her mind at least, no mouthguard, without which she wouldn’t be allowed to play in her school football match. Luckily, we live ten minutes away so I hopped into my wheelchair and flew down to the school to drop it off. Now, the school is a kilometre away, which makes it a two k-round-trip, which is nothing to my wheelchair, an Invacare Storm. However, coming back into my driveway, I noticed that one of the “bars” had disappeared. One bar of five.
So, logically, you might think, well that means you could get ten kilometres from a full charge. And you would be correct, if it wasn’t for the fact that my wheelchair is long overdue a service. Any seasoned powerchair user will tell you that four bars left doesn’t necessarily mean your battery capacity’s at eighty percent. If you’re a gobshite like me, you might even try to push the limits of your wheelchair battery, a dangerous game. You know in your heart, as you set out to the shop a mere four hundred metres away, that the sodding thing could stop dead without warning at any time. You know it, and yet you still take the risk, trying to ignore what the universe tells you.
Because the world goes on, right? Who has time to wait for parts to come when there’s dogs to walk, basketball training, shopping to do? My front tyres are beyond bald, and my back tyres aren’t far behind. You can actually see the rubber underneath, which I’ve never seen before. Beyond threadbare. Realistically I shouldn’t be using it at all.
And it made me think about how we push ourselves to keep going, even when all the signs are telling us to stop. Resting and taking time off have become dirty words in our culture. I read somewhere recently that, thanks to the convenience of remote working, some of us are working sixty/seventy-hour weeks, for no increase in wages. We live in precarious and stressful times. The cost of living has become untenable. (I read a 1984-esque article the other day, which said that the cost of living was starting to come down. Sure, coming down from a twenty-year high). We’re working harder than ever, with little extra to show for it.
In addition, this winter (in my unqualified opinion) has been one of the worst for bugs and viruses. Alison has missed eleven days of school this year. This is a child who was never sick; who, until COVID, had near-perfect attendance records. Now I find myself trying to ply her with vitamins and tonics in the hope of keeping her well. The obvious reason is that because we were locked up for so long, we weren’t exposed to any viruses and now our immune systems have gone to pot. And it isn’t just children, either; so many adults I know have been wiped out in the last few months by various complaints.
The saddest part of this is that lockdown taught us some valuable lessons that we seem to have forgotten. Many adored the slower pace of life and swore that they’d never go back to normal. People started exercising more, cooking healthier meals, pursuing the hobbies they’d never found time for. We promised we’d always make time for our loved ones, and for ourselves. Now, we’re busier than ever, desperate to make up for lost time. Coupled with the barrage of news about Gaza and Ukraine (and as I write this, Leo Varadkar has just stepped down as Taoiseach. Never liked him; he never did answer my open letter), we continue to live in uncertain times. Then, haven’t we always lived in uncertain times? The Troubles, 9/11, the London bombing, Paris and so on. Such is the nature of the world we live in: it doesn’t stop.
That doesn’t mean that we shouldn’t, as I was reminded a few months ago when I hit a wall. Funny how it’s only when the battery has fully drained do I acknowledge that there might be a problem. I won’t go into the boring details of what caused it, but I will admit that I ignored all the warning signs. My chronic pain was flaring because of the cold weather, and I was wrecked from lack of sleep. But I was still able to keep house and parent, so it wasn’t serious, right? Wrong. Nonetheless, I completed the first stage of my editing course, but at a cost. I was like a zombie, with a chip – the slightest thing made me either angry, or cry like a baby. The more I tried to push through, the harder it got. It felt as though a force from beneath was trying to suck me into the ground.
When did you start feeling like this? My husband asked.
October, I sheepishly admitted.
This was the end of January, after Alison’s confirmation. I was so exhausted, and I didn’t know why. I don’t have a taxing life. I don’t work 9-5, my child is now a preteen and I get help around the house. Yet, I ignored the warning signs. My chronic pain was through the roof, and instead of taking note and putting on my TENS machine, I was pretending it didn’t exist. Instead of napping to make up for the broken sleep, I was sitting in front of the laptop writing gibberish. I was officially empty. It was scary, but I’m slowly coming out of it now.
My wheelchair needs a full service, having not had one in nearly four years. Chances are I might have to apply for a new one, because at the moment I don’t trust it, and even the best wheelchairs have a shelf life. And we humans also have a shelf life. I am a huge fan of Mel Robbins, motivational speaker, (I wish I could apply all her advice to my life; I think I’d be on my tenth bestseller now), and in one of her podcasts, she pointed out that we have not taken time to heal from the collective trauma that COVID has triggered, and that as we rush back to normal, we need to find ways of processing that, as well as looking after ourselves physically and mentally. Coupled with international unrest and whispers of another economic crisis, we have not allowed ourselves to heal. So how can we be our best selves?
At the end of the day, my wheelchair is a tool, which can be repaired or replaced. But we are not tools. Our sole purpose is not to produce, but to live, love, and experience the world. In the grand trajectory of the lifespan of the universe, we are here but for a few short seconds. And in order to make a difference, we have to be in tip-top condition.
Wobbly Yummy Mummy 